17 April 2013 @ 02:42 am
hot spring of bonds :: cynthia and noire  
part 1

Cynthia: Ah, Noire! Good timing!
Noire: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE HERE — WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Cynthia: Wah!? Wha... what!? Why did you get angry all of a sudden!? Did I do something again~?
Noire: Ah... I-I'm sorry. I-it's a force of habit... I... I mean, you say a lot of crazy things out of no where, right...? "I want to be a hero, so play the role of the villain for me!"... and the like. So when I see you, I just immediately go berserk — it's just an acquired reflex...
Cynthia: Eeeh!? No way~! W-well, it's true that I always ask you to do a lot of things, and sometimes I make you angry... but — whatever the circumstances may be, aren't you jumping to conclusions a little too quickly!?
Noire: I-I'm sorry... it's exactly as you say... forgive me.
Cynthia: Jeez~! ... well, whatever! More importantly, I have a little something to ask of you.
Noire: W-what is it...? C-could it be...?
Cynthia: Yep! It's about my hero training.
Noire: YOU PUNY MORTAL!!!! Isn't that the same thing you always ask of me!? Curse you...! How much further do you intend to make a mockery of me!?
Cynthia: Y-you've got it wrong~! This time's a little different than the usual~!
Noire: R-really...?
Cynthia: Yep, really! So calm down a bit~
Noire: O-okay...

part 2

Cynthia: So our hero for this time, y'know? She doesn't fight enemies with power.
Noire: ... n-not power?
Cynthia: Yep, it's something stronger than brawn... brains! This time, she examines the scene of the crime, and BAM! She reveals who the criminal is!
Noire: I-... it's true that this is a little different from what you usually do.
Cynthia: The hero of the new era can't just have strength and courage! Acute sensitivity and insight! In other words, intelligence! Hm~mmm, perfect...! What do you think — cool, right!?
Noire: Um... and then... what am I supposed to do?
Cynthia: Um, I thought about giving you the role of that girl who was the first victim.
Noire: Huh...?
Cynthia: Although she normally looks serious and diligent, she's actually going out with who knows how many guys at the same time. But when she goes berserk, nobody knows what she will do — that kind of role. Who killed her...? There are many men who hold grudges against her... everybody has a motive for killing her... what do you think — isn't it interesting!?
Noire: Ha... ha... ha...
Cynthia: ... Noire?
Noire: DON'T SCREW AROOOOOUND! Who are you calling a hysterical woman who fools around with men every day of the week!?
Cynthia: I didn't say anything about that~!
Noire: Do you think I will be pacified with something like this!? You insolent fool! Do you think this is some kind of play!?!
Cynthia: Ah... yeah. That sounds good! We can show everybody later~!
Noire: Enough with this nonsense — let's hurry and go as A RAIN OF BLOOD AND THUNDER AWAITS MY ENEMIES!!!
Cynthia: Waaahhh!! She's angryyy~~!!