23 March 2013 @ 12:30 am
hot spring of bonds :: inigo and yarne  
part 1

Yarne: .....
Inigo: Yarne? What are you doing, standing around there?
Yarne: There's... there's all this hot water... here, there, everywhere...
Inigo: Ah, could it be that you're impressed with the hot springs? Yeah, I understand your feelings. There weren't any large baths like these in the future, after all...
Yarne: I-I'll go extiiiiiiiiinct!!!
Inigo: Whoa—!? What's with you all of a sudden... is there something wrong?
Yarne: Inigo!!
Inigo: Y-yes!?
Yarne: This is a once-in-a-lifetime request between two men! Please! Protect me from the hot springs!!
Inigo: Ehhh!? What are you saying?
Yarne: Rabbits hate getting wet, you know! I can't help being terrified when I'm around here!
Inigo: "H-hate getting wet"... That's the first time I've ever heard that, though? You've never complained when we fought in rivers and oceans.
Yarne: I was fine with that because the water was cold! But this... this is hot water, you know!? When I'm dry myself, my body temperature goes down! And if I fell in.. that's like falling into a giant pot, right!? I know... nothing that enters a pot will come out alive! What should I do, what should I do!? I'll become boiled rabbit here! I'll become extiiiiinct!!
Inigo: Y-you're exaggerating... it's not so hot that you'll actually start boiling. ... see?
Yarne: Huuaaaaarrghhh!! It's on my fur! It's hot! I'm melting! I'm going extiiinct!!
Inigo: A-are you really that deep in denial!? Hmm... it looks like it's no good.
Yarne: Exactly! So please! Protect me so that none of that hot water will ever get on me!
Inigo: Nn... if a friend like you says it like that, there's no way I could refuse. ... alright, Yarne. I'll accept that request. I'll try to protect you from the hot water while we're here, alright?
Yarne: Hurray! I knew I could count on you, Inigo! Hail the timeless ladykiller!
Inigo: ... That's a crude way of flattering me.
Yarne: Anyway, thanks a lot, Inigo! I'm counting on you until the battle is over! From now onwards, you shall be my knight — Yarneknight!
Inigo: Y-Yarneknight? W-well, call me whatever you like, I suppose...

part 2

Yarne: Aaahhh!! There's hot water on the enemy's sword!! If he waves it around, water droplets will definitely fly off!!
Inigo: I won't let you!
Risen: Uwargh...!
Inigo: ... phew. Are you okay?
Yarne: Inigo!! You kept me safe , just like you promised. ... wait, awawawa!? I'm slipping...!?
Inigo: Watch out, Yarne!
Yarne: Inigo fell into the baths!! If he didn't fall in my place, I would've been soaking wet...
Inigo: Hah... hah... I'm completely soaked...
Yarne: ... are you okay, Inigo?
Inigo: Aah, yeah. I'm fine. ... well, if I just keep in mind that all this water dripping off of me means that I'm a good guy, something like this is no trouble at all!
Yarne: I-is that so...? I'm worried about all that water dripping off of you, though... Sorry... I didn't think you'd have to have work this hard.
Inigo: It's no problem. I made my promise, so I'm just fulfilling my mission. More importantly, are you alright? Did any water get on y... ... achoo!
Yarne: Did you catch a cold...?
Inigo: I told you, I'm fine. No need to worry, because I'll make sure to protect you. I'm your knight... Yarneknight after all, right?
Yarne: B-but... you look a little cold... really... you didn't have to save me...
Inigo: Huh? It's nothing to worry about. You're just paranoid. Look, if I was cold, it'll be okay if I just move around a bit... — whoa...!? Uwawa, I'm slipping...!!
Yarne: ... —! Inigo!
Inigo: Uwa, Yarne!?
Yarne: Huaaaaaarrghh!! I did iiiiiit!!! Gaahhh~ It's hot!! My body feels all heavy and groooooss~!
Inigo: Yarne... you... why did you fall in my place?
Yarne: I don't know, I just... you kept saving me all the time and... I just felt really bad, you know... I'm sorry, Inigo. You don't need to protect me anymore!
Inigo: Honestly... with this, keeping you safe up until now has pretty much lost all meaning... but, even after say how much you were bad with hot water, you still saved me. Thanks, Yarne.
Yarne: Heh heh.
Inigo: We're both going to catch colds at this rate anyway, so why don't we go to the hot springs later?
Yarne: Eeeh...!? B-but I...
Inigo: If you can stand being soaked like that, it'll be fine, right? It's better to keep yourself warm. Also, if everyone goes, I'm sure it'll be really fun. Of course, I'll make sure to dry off your soaked fur.
Yarne: Inigo... a-alright, I'm up for it! I'll challenge the hot springs!
Inigo: Right, that's the spirit!